makebelievethati-impress:

Amazing birthday dinner!!!

Happy Birthday Divya!!!!!

makebelievethati-impress:

Amazing birthday dinner!!!

Happy Birthday Divya!!!!!

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susiethemoderator:

imgrump:

this is like the epitome of cruel and unusual irony

You ever look at a white person and just KNOW that they’re racist.

Ummmmm this was a bit on Louie

susiethemoderator:

imgrump:

this is like the epitome of cruel and unusual irony

You ever look at a white person and just KNOW that they’re racist.

Ummmmm this was a bit on Louie

(Source: iamnotpanda)

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sextape-movie:

What’s the worst that could happen?

The  worst  that could happen is it becomes a piece of shit motion picture.

sextape-movie:

What’s the worst that could happen?

The  worst  that could happen is it becomes a piece of shit motion picture.

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untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

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For the past 5 years I thought I had the golf channel, turns out it was just msnbc covering Obama and then I thought I had the travel channel, nicely played Michelle nicely played

spermbanker:

wow u seem upset… wanna talk about it? wanna cry about it? wanna have sex about it???

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I’d like to destroy you a few times in bed.
Ernest Hemingway, The Snows of Kilimanjaro  (via stxxz)

(Source: whyallcaps)

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eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

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