sextape-movie:

What’s the worst that could happen?

The  worst  that could happen is it becomes a piece of shit motion picture.

sextape-movie:

What’s the worst that could happen?

The  worst  that could happen is it becomes a piece of shit motion picture.

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untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

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For the past 5 years I thought I had the golf channel, turns out it was just msnbc covering Obama and then I thought I had the travel channel, nicely played Michelle nicely played

spermbanker:

wow u seem upset… wanna talk about it? wanna cry about it? wanna have sex about it???

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I’d like to destroy you a few times in bed.
Ernest Hemingway, The Snows of Kilimanjaro  (via stxxz)

(Source: whyallcaps)

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eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

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missspankypants:

I’m done with people having sex with people that aren’t me.

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teppelin:

things that are cute

  • you
  • you
  • you
  • you
  • and you
  • all of you

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